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This property was reserved by krayzierob I'm 18 years old, from Kansas, USA. Hey everyone, what's up? Just kickin' it here, and keeping it real in big bad ole Hugoton. I appreciate the fact that you stumbled upon my forbidden alcohol world. (Even if I am not an alcoholic.) Have a look around, just if you are female you might watch yourself some. Some of the guys on this might sneak up on you and I'm not insured so I am just going to ignore anything that happens. Soon, hopefully I'll have some cool links added to this sight, and more stuff to read that could knock off your socks. WHO AM I????? My name is Robbie "Robert" Michael Johnson, I am a 5'10" 18 year old from Hugoton in the southwestern corner of Kansas. I have hazel/green eyes that tend to change color with my mood, brown hair (which starts going a little bit blonde in the summer.) I am considered a individual by my peers, because I am a one woman guy, who won't and hasn't ever played a girl in my life. (I just don't believe in it.) My town is full of wannabe gang-bangers, druggie's, and playa's. I am into alternica (alternative) music, and like some rap. My favorite teams are the Seattle Mariners, Chicago Bulls, and Kansas City Chiefs! MY HOBBIES??? I enjoy playing football, baseball, basketball, track, soccer, and tennis. When I'm not playing sports or going out with my current girlfriend (Hi Barbara I love you)I can usually be found with my friends "kickin' it" or talking "flirting" with the girls. I enjoy traveling to new towns meeting new people and gettng to learn their ways of life. Basically, the only time that I have for family is when I am hurting for some cash, sick, or heading into bed. One of my all time favorite things to do is pick on my two little brothers, Jason (15 y/o) and Shawn (12 y/o) These are a few of my absolute favorite pickup lines that I used to try all the time. I was pretty succesful with them, but have come to find that coming straight out about how you feel to a girl works a lot better. Please don't take any offense to these, they come purely outta joking around. 1.) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? 2.) Hey baby, wanna wrestle? 3.) Let's play Army, I'll lie down and you can blow the heck outta me! 4.) Baby, you with all them curves, and me with no brakes. 5.) Smile if you want me! 6.) Can I have some fries with that shake? 7.) How about a pizza and a screw? What..you don't like pizza? 8.) Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. 9.) If I followed you home, would you keep me? 10.) I misplaced my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonite? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The IDOLS OF BEERGOD!!!! Michael Jordan---Bulls---Awesome at Basketball Kobe Bryant-----Lakers---Pretty good for a 18 y/o. Reggie Miller---Pacers---Call him, when you need a 3. Ken Griffey Jr.-Mariners-Hail Griffey, the awesome hitter. Randy Johnson---Mariners-One of the greatest lefty pitchers. Jerry Rice------49ers----The best reciever ever in pro football. Here is one of my favorite portions of this page..Where I am including my ALCOHOLIC QUIZ..I wrote this thing after a party, when I was totally drunk. ENJOY! HEY ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC???? This is a quiz written by a drunk guy after a awesome party. (ME) This quiz is for fun, so bear with me... 1.) 1 drink all nights. 2.) When eber 1'm dePressed, drinking always makes me fill better. 3.) 1 Drink alone often, except when I'm wiff people. 4.) Alcohol is my bestfriend, I love ALCOHOL. 5.) I strart drinking at 10 a.m. in the morning. 6.) I fill better drinking when I am driving. 7.) I perfer drinking to masterbating. 8.) I ambarass my friends often when I am drinking. 9.) I dringk and get somewone else to get too work fore me. 10.) 1 don't give a damn, or remember a damn thing. 11.) I like to drinkt ninstead of doing other things. 12.) I wish isa were drunk, when I'm not drinking. 13.) My friends din't like me because im a alcohooliec. 14.) My clothes are always dirty when I wake up after pucking my guts out earlier, But I don't know why. If all of these are true, you are cool. I think that I'm too drunk to be writing sombin' like this. I think that this could suck because I'm not drinking right know. How much of this quiz is tru for you. From partying experiences, from mine it reminds me of some friends from partying fun. Being drunk off of your ass is cool ask, Robert "Feltcher" Floyd, who decides to go hunting for aliens alot. Joshua "Toiletbowl" Riffee who throws everything back up and then passes out in the toilet. Stacy "Flirty" Rodgers who hits on every guy when she is so drunk that she don't have a clue even who she is. So WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE QUIZ????? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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DA FRIENDS....I have a lot of people that I am including on this page that I am good friends with. Erin Bamberger (She is the greatest friend a guy can ask for and has a killer smile that you'd die for,) Lisa Painter (another hot one)Robert Floyd, Josh Riffie, Carol and Rhandi Moody, Barbara Jacobs (hi baby), Rosemary, Jennifer Brown, Tobie Vaughn, Stacy Rodgers, Sonny Owens, Talia Lewis, Chris Holler, C.J. Nobles, Melisa Woods, Rachel Rollick, Chryssie, Christina Hogie, Kacy Miller, Stacy Case, Josh Holder, Andrea Banks, Erin Watkins, Julie Greene, Kim Lucas, Jason Anderson, Ginger Barnes, and Jacob Yowell. Questions that I have often pondered and would like answers to some day. 1.) Why do guys/girls play each other? 2.) Why isn't it legal for teens to buy alcohol when they can still get it anyways? 3.) Why are guys/girls nice to people they like one day, then total jerks to them the next days? *Robert Floyd* 4.) Why do guys/girls try to suck up or pick on other guys/girls in front of people they are trying to hook up with? Just to impress them? FAVORITE MOVIES.... My favorite movies of today are as follows... 1.) Men In Black 2.) Bad Boys 3.) Don't be a Menace 4.) Selena 5.) Titanic THE DOWN BEAT OF THE HOMIES..... ROBERT FLOYD......A good friend, shows off too much, never pays back money owed, and sucks up to any girls that he thinks he has a chance with. CHRIS HOLLER.......Good at karate, he can get on peoples nerves easy, but is a really cool guy to be around. JACOB YOWELL......Ok, guy talks about death etc.. alot, doesn't try hooking up with many girls. JOSH RIFFEE...........First off, never show him your belly-button, he is a party animal and a blast to be with just watch out for his smooth talking and sucking up. C.J. NOBLES............A freaky guy into karate, but is cool, just when you are chic huting...don't bring him along. He can be very embarrassing. SONNY OWENS......Is a cool guy, and is a blast to be around when you are wanting to have some fun. STACY RODGERS...Col but way too short *S* anyone have any stilts that I can borrow for her??? JASON LIVESAY.......Cool guy, strong and fun to be around. He just needs help talking to the girls. ERIN BAMBERGER..A really good friend of mine "for a girl" *S* What else can I say, she is a awesome friend who I trust the most in this life. Just watch out for her smile....It truly is a killer. It gets to rubbing ogg on you after a few days around her. TALIA LEWIS............Cool chic "a blonde" she has an awesome accent that supports a very nice body. BARBARA JACOBS..My current girlfriend, she is really good at track and is cool to be with, when she actually talks. LISA PAINTER.........Great friend with a very nice body going along with a great personality. If you need advice or help of some type, give her a call. TANNER WISE (W)......Cool, he kicks it with the girls cool, and can talk to n-e one with ease. Fun to be around when it comes PARTY TIME!!!! VICENTE CABERELLO.Cool guy, to be around, you gotta love his english speaking it truly sounds KRAYZIE. He is easy going, and gets along with the girls well, (when he can actuall talk to them.) BRAD WEISS...........A decent guy, if he don't get his way sometimes, he won't do it. JOSH HOLDER........A decent guy, who needs to stop being so obssessed with girls. He needs help talking to the chics though. SETH MEDINA........Do one thing...Never tell him a secret, it will be all over soon. He can be cool, but gets gready for money easy and also sucks up too much. JEREMY WENDT....Needs to shower more..but can be cool, Just leave him alone, and don't listen to his B.S. he is full of hot air. SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY COOL, FROM MY EXPERIENCES THE GIRLS ARE BETTER FRIENDS TO ME THEN MOST GUYS. I TRULY CAN TRUST THEM. AWESOME and FAVORITE SONGS of the BEERGOD. These are some songs that I really liek because some time or another I feel how the people singing the songs about feel. 1.) INVISIBLE MAN 2.) QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART. 3.) RETURN OF THE MACK 4.) TITANIC THEME SONG (My heart will Go On) 5.) TRULY, MADLY, DEEPLY IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS OR COMMENTS ABOUT MY HOMEPAGE LET ME KNOW, JUST EMAIL ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SUGGESTIONS. THIS HOMEPAGE WILL BE UPDATED WHEN EVER I GET THE CHANCE TO. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Favourite links
Some of my favorite web sites are listed below, you might wanna try out some of them.
www.Cowdung.com (It is a very good book report site.)
www.bookreports.com (Easy to figure out.)
www.OPPapers.com (One last book report and research paper sight.)
www.alamak.com (A cool place to chat and meet new friends.)
www.Wallstreetsports.com (A cool place to invest in fake player stocks and learn the market.)
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